Mr Potato

Mr potato comes from Peru

He's good to eat for me and you

Mr Potato has a moustache

He likes to rinse and take hot baths

The other night he got mashed

And the night before that he was smashed

Mr Potato he's versatile

With his jacket, oh he's got style

Mr Potato

Oh oh oh

Mr Potato

Mr Potato

Mr Potato likes company

He likes to party with celery

Spanish onion and mayonnaise

Are his companions on sunny days

Mr Potato he's everywhere

In France they call him pomme de terre

In the oven he likes to bake

Sometimes he gets burnt by mistake

Mr Potato

Oh oh oh

Mr Potato

Mr Potato

Mr Potato lives in the soil

He likes to bathe with olive oil

He loves rosemary and tarragon

He loves dill, chilli and lemon

Salt and pepper, and garlic too

He loves me, oh and he loves you

Mr Potato, so good to eat

He's the best friend you'll ever meet

Mr Potato

Oh oh oh

Mr Potato

Mr Potato

Mr Potato

Mr Po-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-tato