Atm

I saw a guy masturbating at an automatic teller machine

Yeah

Even I was totally silent and grossed out at first

But then I realized, hey, there have

Been times I've checked my balance

And I find, wow, I got a little more money than I thought

And you wanna celebrate

But you just gotta count to ten, take a few deep breaths

And then move that little party to a different location

You've gotta be strong and resist the

Temptation of those nasty, slutty bank machines