What A Way To Go

I met him in Seattle, he was getting down on a bottle

Telling lies in the Blue Moon Bar

His face was hard and travelled, and as the wine unraveled

I saw a man who could laugh about his scars

He said, I got shanghaied in Vegas by a painted woman

I got hog-tied by a hustler in Ohio

I got derailed by a dancer down in Dallas

Oh Lord, he said, women gonna be the death of me

But what a way to go

He said a girl named Nancy once tickled his fancy

And backed it up with a 50 dollar smile

He laughed when he remembered, the pain of sweet surrender

But heartaches never seemed to cramp his style

He said, I got tongue-tied by a teacher in Tallahassee

I got french-fried by a waitress in Idaho

I got way-laid by a widow in Wyoming

Oh Lord, he said, women gonna be the death of me

But what a way to go

I got shanghaied in Vegas by a painted woman

I got hog-tied by a hustler in Ohio

I got derailed by a dancer down in Dallas

Oh Lord, he said, women gonna be the death of me

But what a way to go