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Sometimes you can fix something by just being a prick
Winning by intimidation
Sometimes you can fix something by just lifting your skirt
It's the ultimate distraction
I poke button, I want action
Let's hear some gears and see some smoke
No dilly-dally, move your heiny
This is the age of "Go for broke"
Sometimes you can fix something by just kissing some ass
If you don't mind humiliation
Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a pipe
Academic contemplation
So pathetic, no mechanic
No steady eye, no magic touch
No screwdriver, ball-peen hammer
And Mr. Fix-it's gone to lunch
Not personal? Yeah, it's personal
What did I ever do to you?
No crap from contraptions
Just do what I tell you to do
Sometimes you can fix something by just blaming your mom
Everybody loves a victim
Sometimes you can fix something by just cracking a joke
Humor is greasy lubrication
Sometimes you can fix something by just cooking the books
Wealth is all about perceptions
Sometimes you can fix something by just smoking a joint
Stoner free association
Broke down, lifeless, junkyard worthless
No tweezer Jesus in the house, yeah
So desperate, so dependent
Pay any price to dope it out
I want genius, I wanna suss
The perfect kluge, the devil glitch
Oh, Hosanna, socket messiah
The only Jesus worth a shit
Sometimes you can fix something by just using your head
Go to experts, get opinions
Sometimes you can fix something by just being polite
Trust in reason and persuasion
Sometimes you can fix something by just leaving it alone
Let it stew in isolation
Sometimes you can fix something by just holding a grudge
Revenge is such a cool sensation
Sometimes you can fix something by just changing its name
Redefine the situation