It's Just Tradition

Put your penis in my booty

And tickle all my little goobies

Lick my crack and break my back

Don't make it gay, just keep it fruity

Don't tell my wife or she will know

That us country boys love to go

Out in the yard, down by the barn

And put on a big old show

Don't you worry, this stuff here ain't even gay

Drinking beer just makes you go a different way

Just call me up and you know that I'll be here

Ready to suck some dick and drink some beer

We ain't gay, it's just tradition

Crack a beer and change position

We ain't weird, we ain't confused

Just drunk and naked in our boots

We ain't queer, we ain't insane

Just running down this gravy train

If the lady calls, just answer and say

Baby, nothing gay went down today

We ain't gay, it's just tradition

Crack a beer and change position

We ain't weird, we ain't confused

Just drunk and naked in our boots

We ain't queer, we ain't insane

Just running down this gravy train

If the lady calls, just answer and say

Baby, nothing gay went down today