The Baloney Song

I was just a slice of baloney

Lying between two slices of bread,

waiting to be mustered.

The mustard was grey poupon

and i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.

I was just a slice of baloney

Lying between two slices of bread,

waiting to be mustered.

The mustard was grey poupon

and i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.

Then I would go sliding down through pipes of metal

down to the sewers singing Disney songs with Oreos

then i would go plop into a bed of water

I was just a slice of baloney

Lying between two slices of bread,

waiting to be mustered.

The mustard was grey poupon

and i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.

I was just a slice of baloney

Lying between two slices of bread,

waiting to be mustered.

The mustard was grey poupon

and i soon would be poop on a porclean throne.

Then I would go sliding down through pipes of metal

down to the sewers singing Disney songs with Oreos

then i would go plop into a bed of water