Boogie Woogie Wu

The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night

The ravenous, blood-sick creature searches for its sacrifice

Through the hideous darkness, it lurches, driven by death itself

Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to the darkness from which it came

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu

(Hi) boys and girls, it's nighty nighttime

Happy J the clown has a nursery rhyme

It's about the boogie woogie man

Keep your light on as long as you can

'Cause when it cuts off, so does your head

Boogie woogie woogie waits under your bed

With a shank, shpah, up through the bottom

Little Jimmy, Jimmy

Got 'em!

It's the one and only boogie man

He creeps, he hides, he sneaks, he slides

If your little feetsies are hanging off the edge of the bed

You're runnin' on stubs, motherfucker

Well, moonlight fills the room that you sleep in

Things go bump in the night, me creeping

Ouch! Fuck, I stubbed my toe

If you'd just quit leaving your shit all over the fuckin' floor

Fuck it, you're dead anyway

And I'ma leave your head smack dead in the hallway

In the morning, when your daddy walks out (ah!)

His foots in your mouth, thanks to the boogie man

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha, haha, haha, haha)

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom, dad, haha, haha)

Does the boogie man really exist?

Well, is your mother a bald-headed freak, bitch? Yes!

You fall asleep and wake up dead

With a broken broom stickin' out yo forehead

I sing lullabies until you doze off

Tie you down and chew your fucking toes off

And then spit 'em out back in your face

Fuck! Wash your feet, bitch

The world-famous boogie woogie wu will come to you

Slumber parties, sleepovers, intimate nights

Whatever the occasion for the midnight hour

He will gladly come and fuck that shit up

I don't beat women, fuck that, I'm above it (no, no)

But I'll cut her fucking neck and think nothing of it

You didn't know the boogie man was a clown

But when you see the juggla you're holding your jugular

With a swing, chop, stab, swing, chop

You're holding your neck together, but your nuts drop

And the cops do the best they can

They pull the ax out your face and say, "Was it the boogie man?"

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (what was he wearing?) (here comes the boogie man)

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha, haha, haha, haha)

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom, dad, haha, haha!)

Please don't let me fall asleep

'Cause the boogie man will creep

Through my window in my room

Stab me with a broken broom

Please don't let me fall asleep

'Cause the boogie man will creep

Through my window in my room

Stab boogie woogie woogie

It's the incredible, undeadable Boogie Man

Go ahead, pull the covers over your head

Hide under them, he don't give a fuck

It'll just make it that much more easier for him to suffocate your face

There's three ways to stop me from doing what I do

What, you think I'ma tell you?

(Mom, could you leave the door open a bit?)

Thanks, an easy way in, you fucking idiot

Now I stretch your neck out and play it like a banjo

Boomchicka boomchicka like that shit, yo

Then I stretch it out more and fling your head through the wall

It's the boogie man, y'all

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (here comes the boogie man)

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (haha, haha, haha, haha)

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (make way for the boogie man)

Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu (mom, dad, haha, haha!)