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One for the money
Two for the people who keep asking me for it
Each missed bill collector call is a splash in the torrent
The way I handle cash is deplorable
Drab and extorted
Got it honest unlike the payday lenders
Minus sign preceding the melee's measure
Karen in the veins of this waylaid temper
Then remember I'm the manager, the bank, and the lender
I got a bar about being broke for every metaphor
Pusha T flips for dope, when it's brick, need a coat
But the wind feeds me rope, when I gotta have footing first
I'm in the red in every realm of the multiverse
Every morning, I wake up in a debtor's prison
Two bags of ready rice, arteries need exorcisms
Instead I can't breathe steeped in lecture-giving
Television screen reads, See Mr. Levin slipping
Got rich quick, then I went broke quicker
Sprinted to the bag, then I dumped it in the river
Hate to ask for money, always spend it on the liquor
Sprinted to the bag, then I dumped it in the river
Whiskey bottle guts same color as my greedy eyes
Drained of funding quick as corporate budgets for D&I
Finances dunked on me, I'm squeaking by
Hit my knees heaving up turkey grease and lies
Dollar after dollar not a dollop of panna cotta
Need a loan or loaf of bread? Well, I gotta borrow flour
In the soup with bottom feeders, I'm chowderheaded monster
Downtown embarrassed my Adidas pressed her Prada
Haven't had to pay a student loan in two years
Old debts nuclear Nelnet bruised cheer
Where's a stimmy when you need it Got me listening for secrets
Wait a long time for an offer to repeat them
Couldn't even budget time for these last few bars
Looking for a part-time Julie Andrews job
Spoon full of sugar makes the serotonin leap
Down to rations hope I didn't overeat
Got rich quick, then I went broke quicker
Sprinted to the bag, then I dumped it in the river
Hate to ask for money, always spend it on the liquor