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This is Simon Demesse, insert, and it's take four
Hi, I'm Simon Demesse, celebrated compere and personality
Now, I'd like a word with you
I like the word now, it gives me an air of authority
Which incidentally, I have in abundance
This bonus, and I stress the word to you, bonus track
Comes to you exclusively for the ears of all discerning CD
That's compact disc, purchasers
Yes, it's personally for you from me
This track has been skillfully inserted
By the highly trained and able engineers at Hitsville Sound Studios
Hmm, you know, I have a particularly expensive CD
That's compact disc system myself
And, uh, doesn't Brothers In Arms sound great on it?
I've only played it the once
But, uh, it's a marvelous piece of work
Please enjoy this track while the cheapo, cheapo record buyer
Has to flip his, uh, manual bit of vinyl junk over
Poor fellow
Well, that's it from me
I'll be back until then
And so it's Simon Demesse signing off
And don't forget, if you want real success with women
Why don't you, uh, go out and buy yourself
Some of my eau de cologne, God's Gift
And boys, I'll give you a chat up line to start you off
Try this one
Has anyone ever told you you're incredibly horny?
How was that? Wasn't that good?