Dammit Janet

Hey, Janet (yes, Brad?)

I've got something to say

I really loved the skillful way

You beat the other girls to the bride's bouquet

The river was deep, but I swam it (Janet)

The future is ours, so let's plan it (Janet)

So please don't tell me to can it (Janet)

I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you

The road was long, but I ran it (Janet)

There's a fire in my heart and you fan it (Janet)

If there's one fool for you, then I am it (Janet)

I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker

And there's three ways that love can grow

That's good, bad or mediocre

Oh, J-A-N-E-T, I love you so

Oh, it's nicer than Betty Monroe had (oh, Brad)

Now we're engaged, and I'm so glad (oh, Brad)

That you've met mum, and you know dad (oh, Brad)

I've one thing to say and that's

Brad, I'm mad for you too

Oh, Brad

Oh, dammit

I'm mad

Oh, Janet

For you

I love you too

There's one thing left to do, and that's

Go see the man who began it (Janet)

When we met in his science exam-it (Janet)

Made me give you the eye and then panic Janet

Now I've one thing to say and that's

Dammit, Janet, I love you

Dammit Janet

Oh brad, I'm mad

Dammit Janet

I love you