I'm Not a Player (A Cappella)

Yo, I ain't a player, I just fuck a lot

Jump on top of my dick and work them hips until I bust a shot

It doesn't stop, I'm only beginning, I'm boning your women

While you home all alone, I'm going up in 'em

Sending 'em back 'til you mad at you

Don't catch a motherfucking attitude

I'm just showing you how this rapper do

Capital punishment when I'm up in it, sucking it, busting it out

Nice blouse, let me unbutton it

You're fucking with king papi chulo, we're knocking culo

Pop your mulos out the socket, trying to rock with the sumo

You know my rise is high, word, I be drilling 'em

Bitches be trying to ride, but the curve be killing 'em

Filling 'em with the gas, my G's premium unleaded

Come get it, first work the tongue, then let the Pun hit it

Split it in half, watch the gas, baby, take a bath

Be good, I might put away the wood and give you the mustache

I ain't a player, I just fuck a lot

I'm not a player, I just fuck a lot

Huh, I ain't a player, I just fuck a lot

I'm not a player, I just fuck a lot

Yo, I bang a stranger in my torture chamber

Feed the locas, torture pinga, while I

Force my finger where my bolas linger

I bring the pain like Method when I flex and flip the coochie

Puerto Rican to the core and all boricuas eat the pussy

'Scuse me for being blunt, but I've been eating cunts

Since pimps was pushing pink Caddies with the fish tank pumps

Bumping and grinding, simultaneously whining

Climbing up the walls with my balls banging off your hymen

And I'm a diamond in the rough (Uhh), busting in your face

Taste the sweetness of my dick, rip your fetus out of place

Yo, bitches already know the repertoire, step in my car

Let's start the ménage à trois like Escobar

By far, I'm the best at all sex positions

Forget the kissing, I'm skipping the tongue twisting, CS tradition

I ain't a player, I just fuck a lot

I'm not a player, I just fuck a lot

I ain't a player, I just fuck a lot

I'm not a player, I just fuck a lot

Yo, some chick in back of me bought me a daiquiri

Told me meet her in back of Zachary's '

Cause she heard I was packing meat

I bagged the freak and hit the telly, got the Phillies

Lifted the belly and put it in her mouth like Akinyele

Far from ugly, but they used to say I'm too chubby

But since the money, the honeys got nothing but love for me

So rub my tummy and make a wish, I'll make you rich

Take your kids to the flicks, come back and fix your favorite dish

You crazy bitch, I ain't with that, I'ma hit that

Split back to the shack where my other

Chick's at, now can you dig that?

I'm the mack, doing my thing, pulling your strings

Making you feel like you in a dream, it's the king

Of the hip hop quotables, giving you multiples

Just by the tone of my voice in the vocal booth

I noticed you doing your thing with your crew

Is it aight if I come down there and sing to you?

I ain't a player, I just fuck a lot

Uh, I'm not a player, I just fuck a lot

Yo, I ain't a player, I just fuck a lot

I'm no player, I just fuck a lot