Off the Wall

You make a lot of friends

If you're off the wall

The circus never ends

If you're off the wall

The quality of life is so much purer

An extrovert will always get a call

Walk into TESCO's and shout out "mein fuhrer!"

You'll be noticed if you're off the wall

I never eat cornflakes at night

Or colour my eyebrows blue

I'm normal, I read Jeffrey Archer

No wonder no-one talks to you

My friend is so bizarre

He is off the wall

Breeds pigeons in his car

Very off the wall

My girlfriend is a sexy belly dancer

She has to be the weirdest of them all

She used to be a pilot with Luftwaffe

It's exciting when you're off the wall

I know an old man who believes

That God lives in Russell Square

The things people say are so stupid

Wait! I think I've seen him there

I guess in our own way

We're all off the wall

And who can really say

What is off the wall?

Day after day we search for hidden meanings

And when you're looking down we seem so small

A person can have suicidal leanings

It's so tempting and appealing

It is soothing, it is healing

To leap off the wall