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I thought maybe, uh, if you folks, uh, this is something I rarely do
And, uh, I may run into the wings right after someone says something
But uh, if you have any suggestions and want to put together a little
Situation, I'll wing it, you know, and ad lib it up here, which is
Uh, something different for performers, and if you, if you think of
Something, you know, you, something that you've seen in a movie
Something from history, uh, something from art, something from life
Sounds like Galen Drake, um, no, do you have any, uh, suggestions?
(Covestry bit!) The Covestry bit?
(Ivy Leaguer!) Ivy Leaguer? Alright
(Little old lady on the bus.) Little old lady on the bus, alrighty
(On an airplane.) On an airplane, alright
This is a situation where there're two pilots
One guy's a little hungover, and the other fella
Has the GI's. I really don't know which is worse
Hi Ed, how's it going? My God, I got the green apple quick
Step last night. I drank some beer out there in Milwaukee and
I'd like to set me free, buddy. I had to stay in the room
All night and watch television, I just didn't do a darn thing
Well, I don't feel too good myself, I, I'm sick
Juiced it up all night, sat over there at the airplane
Bar and, well we've got a lot of people aboard, what's
That stewardess? Yeah, okay honey, alright, alright
I can't understand you any good, I don't know, is he juiced too? Good
Afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, I'd rather not
Give my last name, uh, we're gonna be, uh, delayed about twenty
Minutes, God I hate to tell them that, they always boo and everything
, It's unfortunate, uh, we're kinda socked in, and uh, we didn't want
To take off, but it's, the company has been honest, we need the work
We need the money, we've been on strikes, oh what the hell, I mean
You know, folks, go along with me, wait, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to
Curse if there are any fanatics on board, we'll be taking off, I see
We're gonna be able to take off now, oh wonderful, well, come on
Shape up daddy we're going, I'm starting to get a hold of these
Things. Gee, nothing's happening, I hope we get over that fence
Whew, I just don't dig high tension wires. Whew, well we cleared
The barns and the cows anyway. Good afternoon again la-oh, heh
Good lord, shook him in the tower a little, didn't we? Good afternoon
Again ladies and gentlemen, um, I guess we gave you a miniature
Thrill there. We'll be, normally we would be, uh, maintaining an
Altitude of eighteen thousand, but we're a little overloaded so we'll
Be about five hundred feet all the way. You folks that wanted to take
Pictures, by George, you're gonna get some goodies! Even with your
Brownie, you'll get everything. Um, we found that the weather is
Uh, a little bad as you saw taking off, I didn't see anything, we
Were going off on instruments, which is a twist, usually we come in
On instruments, but we're just on automatic now, it's up to him, um
Our flight today will take us over Erie, fascinating places
Ellerton, Johnsonville, Chicago, Fargo, then up to Vancouver and
Eventually into Los Angeles, uh, there's a lot of disturbance, uh
Turbulence, I'm disturbed, a lot of turbulence, there's a little now
Let's keep our belts on, just in case, and of course the thing is
If we go down, of course it tears you to pieces anyway, I don't know
If you knew that, but uh, I guess that's about it, um, incidentally
You know where the paper bags are? We'll be serving lunch
Incidentally, in an hour and a half. Well, we're coming in friends
By George, this is it, we're coming into the greater Los Angeles
Airport, and uh, thanks again for traveling with us aboard
Uh, Freeway Airlines, it's been an awful great thrill for me
Incidentally, just one thing before we land, I do want to be
Honest with you, I don't want to frighten you, we can't get the
Wheels down, and the motors, all of them are missing, gee
I wish it were a jet, but it isn't, heh, sober up, sober up, boy
That stuff going across concrete's too much, isn't it? Stewardess?
Come here honey, could I have one of those paper bags now?