Irish Whiskey Drinking Girls

One, two, three, four

Thank God for Irish whiskey

Thank the Devil for pretty girls

Make a mess of all us lucky boys

I got ninety-nine things to be thankful for

But a half a clue ain't one

I got 99 problems I can't solve

But a big girl would be fun

I never was good at numbers

So imagine my surprise

I got ninety-six tears and only these two eyes

Thank God for Irish whiskey

Thank the Devil for pretty girls

Be the death of all us lucky boys

Thank God we got these guitars

In this devil of a world

Turn it up, make a little noise

I got a real good reason for stayin' here

That I can't recall right now

I got a few choice things to tell you

But I choose to keep it down

I never was good at talking

Graveyard whistling's more my thing

I got ninety-six tears and only one wedding ring

Thank God for Irish whiskey

Thank the Devil for pretty girls

Shine a light on all us lucky boys

Thank God we got these guitars

In this devil of a world

Turn it up, make a little noise

Big green bottles in a row

All lined up, nowhere to go

Yeah, I had big plans

In and out of my hands

Help me, help me sing it real loud

Thank God for Irish whiskey

Thank the Devil for pretty girls

Be the death of all us lucky boys

Thank God we got these guitars

In this devil of a world

Turn it up, make a little noise

Turn it up, make a little noise, yeah

Turn it up, make a little noise