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I can feel you in my heart
Even though we drift apart
With those words you spoke to me
Though I always disagree
And I listen to the sound of
Your sweet voice 'cause you won't shut up
Now I'm finished
Let me call you a taxi
(Woah oh yeah, woah oh)
I don't feel
That I'm feeling
Your feelings
About these feelings that you feel (woah romance)
And you know that I love you
When we're fuckin'
'Cause orgasm equals love
All my friends smile and they chuckle
At pictures of your bear moose knuckle
Please don't feel like you're a slut
When I'm peeing in your butt
And I love to donkey punch you
After I poop on your sheets
And I do it 'cause you love me
And I love you (awwww)
(Woah oh yeah, woah, some more)
I don't feel
That I'm feeling
Your feelings
About these feelings that you feel (woa hack wheeze)
And I love you
When you show me
Your sweet boobies
'Cause orgasm equals love
Take it Joshy
Woh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Aaagghhh!
That was terrible
I don't feel
That I'm feeling
Your feelings
About these feelings that you feel
You know what, fuck this! I'm out of here!
Let's get married
And have babies
Just kidding
'Cause orgasm equals love
'Cause erections equal love
'Cause ejaculation equals love
'Cause deep throating blowjobs equal love
'Cause salad tossing equals love
Double penetration equals love
Anal kidney punching equals love
'Cause dirty sanchez's equal love
'Cause Cleveland steamers equal love
'Cause tying you to the bed and gagging you with your own panties
And sticking my wiener in between your boobies and cumming all over your chin equals love
This song ain't gettin' on the radio any time soon