Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out)

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Do you still go to raves? Do you think Christ saves?

Do you spend your days in a purple haze?

Do you contemplate what a grape nut is?

Or could you live drinkin' your own whiz?

Are you hooked on a feelin'? Are you hooked on gin and tonics?

Are you hooked on fistin'? Are you hooked on phonics?

Did you ever have sex with a box of Kleenex?

Did you like the movie "Malcolm X"?

Or do you own a record by Stryper?

Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?

Were you born and raised in New Jersey?

Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?

Are you deaf? Well if you are, you can't hear me

But what's the use of livin', if your ears be

Broken, even if I spoke clearly

You're still not able to hear me

'Cause life is a game that no one wins

But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'

So, throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit

No, take that towel and hang yourself with it

Life's short and hard like a bodybuilding elf

So, save the planet and kill yourself

If you're feelin' down and out with what your life's all about

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?

Dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?

When you're at a get-together, does everybody always ask

"Ain't no Halloween party, why's she wearin' that mask?"

Does she got more Chins than the Chinese phone book?

Would you rather make out with a rusty fish hook?

Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?

Does she look pregnant although she's not?

Did you first see your boyfriend on Cops?

Or at a Star Trek convention or on top

Of your best friend or maybe at Wendy's

Workin' third shift, late New Years' Eve

Does he live under a bridge, scare kids and kill squirrels?

Does he do keg stands until he hurls?

Could a blind man mistake his complexion for Braille?

Does he have time to sit around and wait for the mail?

Life is a game that no one wins

But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'

So, throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit

No, take that towel and hang yourself with it

Life's short and hard like a bodybuilding elf

So, save the planet and kill yourself

If you're feelin' down and out with what your life's all about

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

So, take your life instead of takin' it for granted

I'm thinkin' you should can it, I think I'll help you plan it

Live today like it's gonna be your last

Hang out, blow your mind, have yourself a gas

I hope you take this the wrong way

And misinterpret what I say

Rewind and let me reverse it

Backwards like Judas Priest first did

'Cause life is a game that no one wins

But you deserve a head start the way your life's goin'

So, throw in the towel 'cause your life ain't shit

No, take that towel and hang yourself with it

Life's short and hard like a bodybuilding elf

So, save the planet and kill yourself

If you're feelin' down and out with what your life's all about

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out

(Lift your head up high and blow your brains out)

Lift your head up high and blow your brains out