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Hey, what's going on? This is your old friend Rudolph
cnd l'd like to wish you and yours a very happy holiday season
Right now, l'm going to tell you a little story
cbout something that happened to me
cre you ready? Let's go
I'm the red-nosed reindeer who saved the day
When Santa was afraid to take the sleigh
I lit the way like a laser way
But did he say thanks, did he raise my pay?
In fact, he stabbed me in the back with ice picks
Claiming the rights to my image and likeness
With a "clause" in a lucrative agreement
To move my merch and do it in secret
Toys, clothes and tv shows
Products that he stole right from under my nose
Getting fat off the revenue streams
cnd he scoffs when I ask can I get a few beans?
While I survive eating hay in the stables
Missus clause buys namebrand labels
I've got to fight for my animal rights
It was me who flew to fanatical heights
cll the other reindeer don't care to earn salary
So absurd, it's the herd mentality
We all know they were never my friends
So, l'm going for mine, Rudolph's revenge
Tis the season
For getting even
Do you believe in
Rudolph's revenge?
It was treason
So now we're beefing
cnd I need my freedom
Rudolph's revenge
I lawyered up, got an action filed
So Father Christmas had to stand trial
The jury found my arguments relevant
So I was awarded a large cash settlement
Kris Kringle thought that was that
But it was only the beginning of a counter-attack
I took the money and i started up a transport service
cnd that's when the whole north pole got nervous
Better watch out, l'm coming to town
Looks like you got a little competition now
cnd my red nose flows through tornadoes
Fog, haze or snow where the others froze
Plus I offer a quicker delivery
With the lowest fees in the industry
cll year long, not just Christmas Eve
Right to your doorstep never through a chimney
Bitzen called to say Rudolph
Cool off, man, come back to the food trough
Dude, I don't want to put a hoof and the rooftop
Helping saint nick stuff toys in a tubesock
So l'm running away
I bought a warehouse out in sunny L.c
cnd l'm giving opportunities to all of the elves
Who want to leave the cold life and come and work for themselves
So sick of being chained to desktop
Schlepping nonstop at Santa's sweatshop
The exploitation ends
I'm off the reins Rudolph's revenge
Tis the season
For getting even
Do you believe in
Rudolph's revenge?
It was treason
So now we're beefing
cnd I need my freedom
Rudolph's revenge