It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

"You know I'm really gonna miss you, sugar britches"

"I'm gonna miss you too, Bub"

"Now I'm only gonna be gone a few days

But now there is a few things I need you to do while I'm gone"

"Oh, I figured there's somethin'!"

"Oh, quit complainin'"

"All you gotta do is cut the grass, wash the car, trim the hedges

Paint the fence, clean the pool, give the dog a bath

Defrost the fridge, clean out the garage"

"Right"

"Sweep the chimney, and I'll see you on Monday

I love you boogie, boogie"

"I love you too an' you, you don't you worry 'bout me, I'll be just fine"

I've got my socks dryin' in the microwave

Hair on my back I don't plan to shave

I've got the house to myself while the wife's away

I'll be rockin' all night

Yeah, I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew

Lounge in my boxers like I used to do

There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube, no

I'll be watchin' the fight

Well, it's a great day to be a guy

Played cards with my buddies until sunrise

You know, I never thought that my neighbor would

Be sunbathing topless, Lord, she sure looks good

I caught a 10 pound bass out on the lake

Played 18 holes with my best friend, Jake

Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake

Oh, well it wasn't too bright

Now I look in the fridge, what do I see?

Last night's pizza starin' back at me

Pepperoni and anchovies

What a beautiful sight

Well, it's a great day to be a guy

Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin' at flies

Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill

I don't wanna burn my wieners but I probably will

That fried baloney and cheese macaroni

Tasted good this afternoon

But now I'm passin' some serious gas and

I might have to leave the room

Pee - hee!

Well, I might go get me a new hairdo

Spend a couple hours in a tanning booth

Might even get me a gold front tooth