Hole In My Guitar

I play em what they wanna hear

There ain't no money

In being me

All of them old time honky took hits

Served up in the key of G

When they call for the Garth

I'm falling below my own

Low expectations of me

I dont advertise or promote

I wouldn't want anyone I know to see

I would dream so big that

Nothing could ever stop me

Rock and roll lifestyle was

All that I could see

I was gonna be a star but it

Wasn't in the stars for me

There's a hole in my guitar

Where my Floyd Rose used to be

Where my Floyd Rose used to be

The money sucks

The singer's a bum

But it ain't my name on the kick drum

The only thing i can do

Is shut up and strum while he sings

But at least I'm working,

I tell myself

But I'd be making more money as a keebler elf

At the end of the night I pack up my gear

And thank him for the chicken wings

I would dream so big that

Nothing could ever stop me

Rock and roll lifestyle was

All that I could see

I was gonna be a star but it

Wasn't in the stars for me

There's a hole in my guitar

Where my Floyd Rose used to be

Where my Floyd Rose used to be

I'm long in the tooth

And my attitude sinks

But the gal in the booth keeps buying me drinks

I give them to the drummer cause im 7 months sober today

I've got a hobble in my step

That won't get the best of me

Lines in my face

From half a century

Of doing what I love best

And I wouldn't have it any other way

I would dream so big that

Nothing could ever stop me

Rock and roll lifestyle was

All that I could see

I was gonna be a star but it

Wasn't in the stars for me