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Ay, yeah
I'll tell ya 'bout the twelve days of Christmas, home boy
Ay, tell 'em 'bout Christmas, real Christmas (yeah)
On the first day of Christmas, the police sent to me
The SWAT team in a pear tree
On the second day of Christmas, the police sent to me (what they send you?)
Two black guys, and a SWAT team in a pear tree (yeah, damn)
On the third day of Christmas, the police sent to me (what?)
Three bench warrants, two black guys, and a SWAT team in a pear tree (say what?)
On the fourth day of Christmas, the police sent to me
Four cops calling all cars, three bench warrants
Two black guys, and a SWAT team in a pear tree (yeah, yeah)
On the fifth day of Christmas, the police sent to me (a merry what?)
Five years in the pen! Four cops calling all cars
Three bench warrants, two black guys
And a SWAT team in a pear tree (sure)
On the sixth day of Christmas, the police sent to me
Six cops pepper spraying, five years in the pen!
Four cops calling all cars, three bench warrants
Two black guys, and a SWAT team in a pear tree
On the seventh day of Christmas, the police sent to me
Six Navy SEALs swimming, six pepper, pepper, cops pepper spraying (you just got pepper sprayed)
Five years in the pen! Four cops calling all cars (yeah, yeah)
Three bench warrants, two black guys
And a SWAT team in a pear tree (I was pepper sprayed, homie)
On the eighth day of Christmas, the police sent to me
Eight lawyers lying, seven Navy SEALs swimming (that's what happened to me)
Six cops pepper spraying, five years in the pen! (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Four cops calling all cars, three bench warrants
Two black guys, and a SWAT team in a pear tree
On the ninth day of Christmas, the police sent to me
Nine ladies dancing, eight lawyers lying, s-
(Jody, slow your ass down) man, fuck this bullshit
(Slow down, we got this shit)
Four cops calling all cars, three bench warrants
Two black guys, and a SWAT team in a pear tree (yeah, I got -)
Yeah, I got your twelve days (on the twelve of Christmas, the police sent to -)