Christmas Dinner

There's a big fat turkey or maybe a ham

Brown fluffy biscuits all covered with jam

Blackberry, huckleberry mints, and pumpkin pies

If you don't watch out, you're gonna double your size

Mommy's in the kitchen, daddy's at the tree

Little boys and girls, all shouting with glee

Granny sets the table, everything's in place

When she says, "Come and get it," you'll really see a race

Look at the giblet gravy

And the big brown drumsticks

Daddy says, "Don't get a tummy ache"

Here comes your mother with a big fruitcake

There's a floating custard and pudding too

Oodles and oodles for me and you

I'll say one thing, and you must agree

What a happy, happy time Christmas dinner can be

Look at the giblet gravy

And the big brown drumsticks

Daddy says, "Don't get a tummy ache"

Here comes your mother with a big fruitcake

There's a floating custard and pudding too

Oodles and oodles for me and you

I'll say one thing, and you must agree

What a happy, happy time Christmas dinner can be

Now they're all together, what a bountiful fare

Mother sits down next to baby's high chair

Daddy folds his hands and bows his head

Let's all do the same, for there's thanks to be said

"Dear Lord, we thank Thee for this food

Bless us together and make us good

Enter our hearts and cast out sin

Bring peace on earth, goodwill to men"