If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up

Oh, the way I cast a net

Too many holes to swim through

As to not offend the fish

Even if they do want you

Safer not to presume

Safer still, to up and leave the room

Is even eye contact rude?

You'll never know that I noticed you

Too gutless to even try this

In case I'm met with a hostile silence

If I were you, I'd be throwing up