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Took her out for a night on the town
Thought I had a real doll
But something felt off
Her voice was low like a growlin' bear
She was a knockout couldn't help stare
I hope she doesn't have a dick
I hope she doesn't have a dick
Cause she's got me feelin' real slick
I hope she doesn't have a dick
She laughed and joked
Kept me in stitches
Her charm was so strong
I was twitchin' in my britches
We danced and we dined
Drank 2 bottles of wine
But that voice in my ear
Kept me in line
She whispered sweet nothings
In that deep low tone
I was feelin' the heat
but somethin' felt wrong
She's got curves so sweet
But Lord I hope she ain't packin' meat
I hope she doesn't have a dick
I hope she doesn't have a dick
Cause she's got me feelin' mighty slick
I hope she doesn't have a dick
I reached down low with a hopeful grip
Damn near shook hands with a solid tip
She dropped her pants I did a double take
I said "Oh well I already bought her steak"