With his head out the sunroof
And his heart in the right place
Plan B was foolproof
He drove off to her place
Yelled out his feelings
Among other stuff
It was too much tequila
Or not quite enough
Too much tequila
Or not quite enough
It's a semi-true story
Believe it or not
I made up a few things
And there's some I forgot
But the life and the telling
Are both real to me
And they all run together
And turn out to be
A semi-true story
Well, the picture is fuzzy
And the details are sordid
It was on the same day
God's Own Drunk was recorded
A walking tall sheriff
And a big Cadillac
And me in my golf shoes
On the hood making tracks
This daring young singer
Was under attack
It's a semi-true story
Believe it or not
I made up a few things
And there's some I forgot
But the life and the telling
Are both real to me
And they all run together
And turn out to be
A semi-true story
Well, the things that I've lived
And I've dreamed and I've seen
And I've heard
You'll take the good with the bad
And be glad to have every word
It's a semi-true story
Believe it or not
I made up a few things
And there's some I forgot
But the life and the telling
Are both real to me
And they run like the rain
All the way to the sea
Semi-true story