Flatground

Flat ground, suckling off the world's breast

Making something from nothing, like your girl's chest

Give it a rest, calm your pits, pipe down

Size zero fits you, it's so hip right now

You down to clown? Then break out your dork tricks

Draw your best Robin Williams on some Mork from Ork ish

Make Koston proud, while smoking loud and blowing clouds

Killing skate in short rounds like Dr. Jones says you go now

If you go down make sure you go swinging

Like dope slinging on your way to court for dope slinging

Just no singing, unless it's to your own tune

Plagiarism's frowned upon and considered rude

Don't get triggered dude, Hasbro, get a clue

Talkin ish's a part of this ish, you chick you

If I had to choose where to move, just gimme Cali

Home of the concrete wave and the real brothers of Simi Valley

Lacing lines like go brah go!

Not Coke, pumping fists like rochambeau, dropping

Hammers like manners, no Emily Post, the

Question is how many can you catch in a row?

One trick, two tricks, three tricks, four, like you're

Playing Tony Hawk and running up the score

Five tricks, six tricks, seven or more, you better be

Getting well paid like a high-priced war

Not that you're a war, unless you want to be one

All of us are hustlers, like Jackie Gleason, humping

Street, park and vert, it's a threesome, for

Autists, savants, or those who're OCD some

It's easier said than done with natural ability, cause

Just landing one can lead to absolute tranquility

Maybe it's an impossible or an actual mellon lean, but some

Learn 'em all like practicing for a national spelling bee

These young urbanites have discovered uncharted activites within

The sterile surroundings of the environment's original design

Has not this trend continued into the residential neighborhood

even into the local schoolyard, where the simplest activity has been pre-planned