Jesus Christ You're Tall

It's called, uh, "Jesus Christ You're Tall"

Two, a one, two, three

I said, "Jesus"

I said, "Jesus"

I said, "Jesus Christ, you're tall"

I bet nobody

I bet nobody

I bet nobody wanted to dance with you at all

I said, "Jesus"

I said, "Jesus

There hardly ain't no one here for you at all"

I said, "Jesus"

I said, "Jesus"

I said, "Jesus Christ, you're tall"

We could dribble our way down a courtship

Get married for a little while

I'll shoot a little love inside your basket, mama

And in a little while we'll have a child

He'll be a little boy

He'll be a little boy

But he'll get taller as the time goes by

He'll be a little boy

He'll be a little boy

But pretty soon he'll hear the other boys cry

Because they're saying to him

"Jesus"

They'll say, "Jesus"

Jesus Christ, he's tall"

I said, "Some day"

I said, "Some day

I hope he finds a basketball"

And maybe a big scout from a big town team

Will come and sign him to the Meadowlarks

That's it