Davey's Song

Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:

He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me!

Police:

What?

Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:

He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl.

Davey:

Oh, boy.

I'm the kinda guy that can't stand the holiday

So I drink them all away

That's me

I don't decorate no trees

And I won't eat no potato lakees

But I'll give this old ladies melons a squeeze

That's just who I am

Well I'll never spin a dreidel

But I'll always throw an egg

And I'll charliehorse your leg- for laughs

While you're singing your holiday tune

I'm acting like the town Bafoon

Whipping out my big white scary moon

And blowing a beef your way

I hate folks who think reindeer are cute

to me they're just something to shoot

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

Well I'm a snowmobile stealing

No 'tis the season' feeling

Kind of guy (kind of guy)

This time of year sucks

So I take my numchucks

And make sure every snowman dies

Believeing in Santa's all wrong

And Chaunaka's eight days too long

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me

I hate love, I hate you, I hate me