Seen the Doctor (Acoustic Version)

I loved a girl once

Beyond compare

She saw inside me

And gave me air

She was assisting

My surgery

My heart was opened

As she put a mask on me

I'm breathing

But it's become a chore

"Now that you've seen the doctor

Don't call me anymore"

I was impatient

I was not in full arrest

And the symptoms were induced by something

I could not digest

She'd said a mouthful

I'd swallowed whole

My heart starts beating

A capriole,

A murmur,

Too different to ignore

"Now that you've seen the doctor

Don't call me anymore"

I underwent

And it smelled

Of a wild goose chase

Then I saw your face

Upside down

He comes in creeping

He is a creep

A samurai

It's not fair peeking

(that is a lie)

Mermaid on Pico

Lifts her fin,

Demands a towel

And thinking of you

Is not avowal

And over

And over it I pour

"Now that you've seen the doctor

Don't call me anymore"

I'm breathing

But it's become a chore

Now that I've seen the doctor

You're just a fucking bore

Like Dorothy Lamour

Dolled up in Singapore

To meet the Commodores

Don't call me anymore