Betty

(Yes, my darling daughter)

And I was walking in Seattle

In, in, in, in Seattle

And I was walking in Seattle

In, in, in, in Seatt-

I met this Betty in Seattle with two full sleeves

She was tatted, neck and back, had the swag of Kat Von D

She was a rockstar, she got crazy, she stayed a classy lady

That Betty, there she goes and she's a catch and yeah, she knows it

Northwest life, buzzin' lights on a busy night

And I was walking on the avenue right by the red light

I know you know where I'm talkin', up the block from Pagliacci's

I was walkin', saw Ms. Foxy, so instead I started watchin'

And on this particular night, she

Cracked a grin and my limbs got light

Her red dress was skin tight, dreadlocks twist like Christmas lights

Two gauge right, red lipstick

A girl like this made me forget just where I was headed

So instead, I'll just get married to this

I met this Betty in Seattle with two full sleeves

She was tatted, neck and back, had the swag of Kat Von D

She was a rockstar, she got crazy, she stayed a classy lady

That Betty, there she goes and she's a catch and yeah, she knows it

You gotta trust me, I'm not just tryin' to score

I always do what I can and I say what

I feel, it's never gone bad before

Yes, I noticed that you're different, don't know your expectations

But I gotta say somethin' to get the mood escalatin'

P-p-please forgive me, b-b-but you make me stutter

I usually don't do this, but your eyes are like another universe

Filled with color and it's driving me mad

You are drop dead beautiful, allow me to expand

I met this Betty in Seattle with two full sleeves

She was tatted, neck and back, had the swag of Kat Von D

She was a rockstar, she got crazy, she stayed a classy lady

That Betty, there she goes and she's a catch and yeah, she knows it

Hey Betty, Betty, I really wanna know why

You never say my name when I walk by

I try to holler at you several times

And you still never pay me no mind

So I stroll by with my hopes high

I got a good chance, don't I?

Well, at least I thought I did

But a broken heart is a part of this

And I heard that you're a nympho

I guess we'll see where this goes

I just wanna take her to the disco

Betty knows she the baddest and it shows

Official, yes we are

She made me work so hard

I finally found my fetish

And I found it when I met this

I met this Betty in Seattle with two full sleeves

She was tatted, neck and back, had the swag of Kat Von D

She was a rockstar, she got crazy, she stayed a classy lady

That Betty, there she goes and she's a catch and yeah, she knows it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she knows it

She knows it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she knows it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she knows it

She knows it

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she knows it