If I Had A Boat

If I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

We would all together

Go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boat

If I were Roy Rogers

I'd sure enough be single

Couldn't bring myself to marry an old devil

It'd just be me and Trigger

We'd go ridin' through them movies

And we'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

If I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

If I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

We'd get all together

Go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boat

Mister E. Massman was smart

He got himself a Tonto

'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free

But Tonto he was smarter

One day said kemosabe

Kiss my ass I bought a boat

I'm goin' out to sea

If I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

If I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

We could all together

Go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boat

And if I were like Lightnin'

I wouldn't need no sneakers

I'd come and go whenever I would please

I'd scare 'em by the shade tree

I'd scare 'em by the light pole

Wouldn't I'd scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

If I had a boat

I'd go out on the ocean

And if I had a pony

I'd ride him on my boat

We would all together

Go out on the ocean

Me upon my pony on my boat

Just me upon my pony on my boat