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Her profile picture looks appealing
The advert was misleading
He's on a date this evening
Tryin' to get with that perfect ten
She walked in, he was keen
Looking like Cara Delevingne
She had those gorgeous eyes
But evidently, no between in
He don't want to be rude (rude)
Let's do drinks, no food (food)
It cost a day long, and it's getting on
'Cause I got a lot of work to do
So he'll get back home
And that was that
'Cause she's a lovely girl
But he won't text her back
He's got a right to be not easily pleased
He's got a higher set of standards
He's a fucking Tinder fiend
He's got a right to swag, he'll do it again
He's got those higher expectations
He's a seven, and he's in search of ten
They bench at ten for ages
She's got good conversation
She works in House of Fraser
Pretty sure that she's a perfect ten
He likes this one for sure
Video call, he can't ignore
When he answered on the phone
He saw the toys all on the floor
And he don't want to be harsh (harsh)
Even though they've got sparks (sparks)
He didn't want kids, and he'll never get rid
She got it with her from the stop
But he has to go
'Cause someone's at the door
But when she calls him back
She'll get that call ignored
He's got a right to be not easily pleased
He's got a higher set of standards
He's a fucking Tinder fiend
He's got a right to swag, he'll do it again
He's got those higher expectations
He's a seven, and he's in search of ten
He's on another date
Turned up 20 minutes late
Didn't even hesitate
To scan the room for that perfect ten
He finally spots a face
Sittin' with a gin and lemonade
She lied about her age