White Trash

Mama, I wanna grow up to be a drunk

Sit around, watch TV, and kick my feet

I wanna get pissed off and jealous of anyone who's successful

And complain, "I can't keep a job!"

I'm not human, not human, I'm special

I'm not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash

And sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash

And sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away, hey

My sister, she's got three babies

She don't remember who their daddy is

She was on Girls Gone Wild, showing her stuff

Now she's a porn star, we're so proud of her!

She's not human, not human, she's special

She's not human, not human, so special

I wanna be white trash

And sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash

And sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away, hey

I wanna be white trash

And sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away

I wanna be white trash

And sit around on my fat ass

So many hours in the day

To piss my life away, hey

What's that? You're looking for a donation?

Save the whales? Feed the children?

Feed the children to the whales!

I'm saving up for a big screen TV!