This is so typical me
Cause' now my head is in my coffee
I spill my fingers on my strings
I can't remember my name
Or even yesterday, no
All that I remember
Yes, all that I remember, huh
I was drunk
And I'm sorry
I was drunk
And if you don't believe me
You can check my bank account
'Cause it's crying out loud right now
Ooh-ah
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ah
I was drunk
I'm sorry if I hurt you last night
I promised I would make it alright
But I got this excuse
And it's the best one I could ever use
'Cause I was drunk
And I'm sorry
I was drunk
And if you don't believe me
You can check my bank account
'Cause it's crying out loud right now
Ooh-ah
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ah
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ah
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ah
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
I was drunk so I lost my skill to flirt
I was drunk when I puked on your favorite shirt
I was drunk so I turned into a pervert
And I drag my reputation through the dirt
Right now, I'm drunk
And I'm not sorry
'Cause when I'm drunk
I don't worry a damn
About my bank account
'Cause I'm sure it's doing fine right now
Ooh-ah
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ah
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
I am drunk (ooh-ah)
And I'm giving shots out for free (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
I am drunk (ooh-ah)
And I'm so damn carefree (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
I am drunk (ooh-ah)
And now I can't even count to three (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
I am drunk (ooh-ah)
Hey, wait stop, I think I lost my keys
I am drunk (ooh-ah)
And I don't want this night to end (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
I am drunk (ooh-ah)
And I don't know how much I spend (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
I am drunk (ooh-ah)
And tomorrow this is gonna hurt (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh)
'Cause I drag my reputation through the dirt
I was drunk