Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers & The Little Fridge (Live Stand-Up)

In college, in college, in college, in college, in college, they

Don't think you're ready for anything in college. You're not quite

Ready for a full oven range, just one hot plate. If you can master

Your Spaghetti-Os or your Ramen Noodle soup on that you can move on

To four different shapes and sizes. You're not ready for a full

Refrigerator like normal people. You have this little midget, tiny

Little fridge. Just, "Yeah let me get you something. I have to take

Everything out of it first. Let me... it holds about five cans so give

Me a minute." Got this little tiny little freezer compartment thing

Does nothing at all. Just like grows frost. Nothing fits in there

Not even like Ben and Jerry. Do you just have Ben? I could put maybe

Ben in there by himself. No, he comes with Jerry? Oh. Got a little

Flap for a door on it. Yeah, you don't want to leave that door open

"Oh, it's freezing in here. Did someone leave the freezer door open

Again? Shut that thing, man!" That does nothing but hide what's in

The freezer. "That's where I keep my hidden frozen things, so don't

Look in there." Nothing fits in that freezer, except for that little

Like Chiclet ice cube tray that comes with the fridge. "Want some

Ice? Sure, let me get my tweezers out. Yeah, there you go. It

Dissolved already? Oh, okay, sure you want more?" You're not ready

For a full phone number here, just four digits. "

What's your extension?" "3760, what's yours?" "It's 5143

You're calling on my cell. It's 91768..." "No, no

No! Too many numbers! Four! Four is all I can handle!"