Dang It', I'm Vixen

Now you all have heard about Rudolph

And at the North Pole he steals the show

When he walks in a place everyone knows his face

He always leaves with the prettiest doe

That's gotten a few of us angry

And me I'm more than a little irate

So let's get one thing clear

I'm more than just a deer

I'm part of the original eight

Dang it I'm Vixen

And I'm fixin' to kick some reindeer booty

Dang it I'm Vixen

And this Christmas song is for me

Well now Rudolph he's got his own song

And his own yearly show on TV

Where he saves the day by guiding Santa's sleigh

And we're all supposed to jump up with glee

Well since then he's been acting kinda snotty

And what you might call a little stuck up

So I think Donner and me

We're gonna drink two or three

And then go out and shoot a safe buck

'Cause dang it I'm Vixen

And I'm fixin' to kick some reindeer booty

Dang it I'm Vixen

And this Christmas song is for me

Well they should've given Rudolph a brown nose

For all the kissin' up he does each year

Saying Santa you look great

Man have you lost some weight

And can I please guide all your reindeer

Well now Rudolph your fifteen minutes they're over

And pardon me Rudy dear if I'm crass

Ah but although it glows

You can take that red nose

Pucker up and kiss my reindeer butt

'Cause dang it I'm Vixen

And I'm fixin' to kick some reindeer booty

Dang it I'm Vixen

And this Christmas song is for me

Dang it I'm Vixen

And I'm fixin' to kick some reindeer booty

Dang it I'm Vixen

And this Christmas song is for me