My DM Hates Me!

Ooooooooh okay!

So, here we go!

I got this one, for sure, fo' sho'

All night and day, I planned it out

Know every way, without a doubt

Gonna give 'em hell, know every tell

Got every buff, on every spell

But what the heck? That's disrespecc

I fail my roll on every check

I want a shiny thing, not super rare, at cost to me

Yeah I just want a shot, just wanna play, no TPK

I got inspiration, take it back, as reparation

I know that imma live, I'm ready for initiative

Hey there DM

Or can I call you master?

I know we can

Make this combat faster

PHB says it really ain't a crime

Let me have this, just for once this time!

(And NO meta!)

BBEG got nothing on me

(Ain't got nothin')

Be back for my turn, we win this in three

(GG EZ)

A natural 20 for a goddamn DC?

(I rolled a 1?!)

No fair, no fair, I think my DM really hates me!

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I think my DM hates me!

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I think my DM hates me!

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I think my DM hates me!

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I think my DM hates me!

I ain't even hit 6 yet, I wanna cry (DM)

Please don't ask for a percentile die (DM)

I'm super squishy, yeah, I'm just a little guy (DM)

Next time you tell me no, won't even question why

You are so super strong like, super great, control my fate

Yeah you are so super cool, campaign better than Baldur's Gate

I'm not chaotic evil, so can we just make a deal?

This is the world to me, just whisper it for secrecy

Hey there DM

Or can I call you master?

I know we can

Make this combat faster

PHB says it really ain't a crime

Let me have this, just for once this time!

(And NO meta!)

BBEG got nothing on me