Grow A Pear

Last night, I had enough of you

I put on the brakes

And I can tell you took it hard

It was all over your face

That you were slippin' and flippin'

But here is the sitch

I signed up for a man

But you are just a bitch

You should kno-o-o-o-o-w

That I lo-o-o-o-ve you a lo-o-o-ot

But I just can't date

A dude with a vag'

When we fell in love

You made my heart drop

And you had me thinking

'Bout you non-stop

But you cry about this

And whine about that

When you grow a pair

You can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot

I think you're alright

But you're acting like a chick

All the time

You were cool and now

You're not just like that

When you grow a pair

You can call me back

When I first met you, panties droppin'

Every time I saw you, it was on and

One day you asked if we could just talk

That's the reason why I'm walking

If I am honest, I'm just not hooked on your phonics

I'm not trying to be rude or crude

I just wanted one thing from you

And you got confused

You should kno-o-o-o-o-w

That I lo-o-o-o-ve you a lo-o-o-o-t

But I just can't date

A dude with a vag'

When we fell in love

You made my heart drop

And you had me thinking

'Bout you non-stop

But you cry about this

And whine about that

When you grow a pair

You can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot

I think you're alright

But you're acting like a chick

All the time

You were cool and now

You're not just like that

When you grow a pair

You can call me back

When you grow a pair

You can call me back

When you grow a pair

You can call me back

Grow a pair

You can call me back

When you grow a pair

You can call me back

Grow a pair, you can call me back

And no, I don't want to see your mangina

When you grow a pair

You can call me back

When we fell in love

You made my heart drop

And you had me thinking

'Bout you non-stop

But you cry about this

And whine about that

When you grow a pair

You can call me back

Yeah, I think you're hot

I think you're alright

But you're acting like a chick

All the time

You were cool and now

You're not just like that

When you grow a pair

You can call me back