Ren Faire Lover

Uh uh golly gee

What a day to be alive

Golly gee

What a day to be alive

I've got someone I'm gonna see

I've been going everyday

To the Ren Faire the place I play

Well someones there and they like to say hi to me

Cause I'm so gosh darn adorable

There's a knight at the Ren Faire

And he's a handsome bloke

And he's very tall but not too tall

And he doesn't smoke

At least I don't think he does

Cause I've only ever seen him riding a horse and jousting

And he doesn't really know my name

But I swear to god he will someday

I just love this guy

And he's probably 35

Which means he's probably like 10 years older than me

But that's okay

Because maybe he's not 35

And if he's not that's fine

And I guess if he is that's fine too

The most important thing is that

He

Is cute

Oh if only I could speak to him

And tell him how I really feel

But he doesn't know I exist at all

And that's not fine with me

So I'm gonna corner him after work

I'm gonna go right up to him and say

I love the way that you ride that horse

And I wish that we could have one day

To spend together where you could maybe I don't know

Push me in a swing

And I can take you out to lunch and pay for your dinner

I just want you to know that I really like you

That's what I would say

But he probably already has a girlfriend