The Gospel Truth I / Main Titles - Hercules

You go, girls

We are the muses

Goddesses of the arts

And proclaimers of heroes

Heroes like Hercules

Honey, you mean Hunkules

I'd like to make some sweet music of it

Our story actually begins long before Hercules

Many Aeons ago

Back when the world was new

The planet Earth was down on its luck

And everywhere gigantic brutes

Called Titans ran amok

It was a nasty place

There was a mess

Wherever you stepped

Where chaos reigned and

Earthquakes and volcanoes never slept

(And then along came Zeus)

He hurled his thunderbolt

(He zapped)

Locked those suckers in a vault

(They're trapped

And on his own stopped

Chaos in its tracks)

(And that's the gospel truth)

The guy was too type A to just relax

And that's the world's first dish

Zeus tamed the globe

While still in his youth

Though, honey, it may seem impossible

That's the gospel truth

On Mount Olympus life was neat and

Smooth as sweet vermouth

Though, honey, it may seem impossible

That's the gospel truth