Words You Can't Rhyme

There are some words where rhymers won't go

And you ask me, how do I know?

Well, everyone knows

From their head to their toes

Conventional wisdom says so

There's nothing quite so sublime

As two words that form a fine rhyme

Despite being rare

Rhymes are always there

To claim otherwise should be a crime

Fools say you can't rhyme words like "orange"

But singers considered as "more fringe"

Know that you're able

It's on the table

If you open your mind like a "door hinge"

While some two—word rhymes can be made

A purist might claim they're afraid

That the word "orange"

Must rhyme with "sporange"

Or the rhyme scheme becomes a charade

Still others claim you can't rhyme "purple"

But, such people? Surely, they "hirple"

Halting, unaware

Of key words out there

Like a horse rump, known as a "curple"

Though my mom says there's no rhyming "silver"

I truly believe that I "will've 'er"

When I offer, "Ma'am

A female lamb

Is otherwise known as a "chilver"."

And my girl says there's no rhyming "angel"

If anything ends us, this "exchange'll"

When I respond, "Dear

Your mind needs to veer

If nothing else does you good, a "change'll"."

And that LED thing in a lamp?

Can't be rhymed, claim the fools in that camp

But a bright "white bulb"

Rhymes with a "lightbulb"

So once again, I'm the RHYME CHAMP!

So beware of the wise ones who chime

‘Bout the words that you can't ever rhyme

In any old "month"

A "hundred—and—oneth"

Percent tell a lie at that time