Lager And Ale

Late weekend night, I'm at the Bojar Grill

I got decisions to be made between lager and ale

Went through the kitchen door, come the dancing girl

Then everything on the menu mattered

Oh, oh, oh, oh, the thoughts in my head

Oh, oh, oh, oh, if she knew

I hope you'll nod at this drunken bar slob

'Cause I'm ready, willing and able

Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

Oh, oh, oh, oh, the thoughts in my head

Oh, oh, oh, oh, if she knew

I hope she'll nod at this drunken bar slob

'Cause I'm ready, willing and able

Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

Over to the jukebox I staggered

For a love song to scatter my body before her

Didn't have change and I lost my damn brains

So I started humming In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

Oh, oh, oh, oh, the thoughts in my head

Oh, oh, oh, oh, if she knew

I hope you'll nod at this drunken bar slob

'Cause I'm ready, willing and able

Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

Hey, I'll pay your bar tab and even the cab, baby

Off to the hotel we'll wallow

Ready, willing and able

Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

'Cause I'm ready, willing and able

Yes, I'm ready, willing and able

'Cause I'm ready, willing and able