Crash Bandicoot Rap [REMIX] by JT Music (feat. BSlick)

Met a couple loco komodos

Who like sword throwing, so I told 'em no no

I'm quicker than a ninja

Now you're in my dojo

Don't trust Cortex I know, Coco

Brother, would you ever do without me?

Girl power, represent it proudly

I'm a genius, equally sweet and mean

And I'm calling out geeks with PhDs

You're gonna wanna squash beef with me

Or I'll light you guys up like TNT

Keep it down, Coco, I really need to sleep

You both look like a meal for me to eat

Whoa, easy Tiger, you don't wanna try me

We'll tell everyone why they call you Tiny

Give me the crystals you've collected

Don't even get me started, N gin

I'll trigger that missile that you

Filled your head with

And wreck your mech, I bet that was expensive

A bandicoot ain't a pest to mess with

If I end up dead, I'll get sent to heaven

The best platformer, resurrected

But that dosen't mean we got one dimension

Get a jetpack strapped on your back

Even in zero grav, I'll drop your ass

'Cause I Crash all night, Crash all day

Crash play nice, Crash insane

Crash with pride, Crash with shame

Now it's time to masquerade

I'm wound up like a tornado, babe

Just cut me loose and I'll go insane

Later, I may take a snooze on the beach

But now's the time to move your booty

Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me

Damn you, Bandicoot

By the "N" on my forehead

I will put an end to you

The end of me, you'll never get to see

I'll treat you and your

Friends with some entropy

N tropy, you've met already?

That wasn't what I meant, just forget it, C

Your head is massive, but I bet it's empty

That "N" looks more like an "L", ya get me?

Found a vortex warp in time

Now my brain is sort of fried

Gems and crystals, more to find

Hold it, those aren't yours, they're mine!

Uka-Uka, free at last

Jeepers, that's a freaky mask

Still, it's not as creepy as the

Ugly mug that Neo has

Taking a trip to a medieval past

Found a tomb in Egypt, went deep in that

Wish I was a greaser, 'cuz I'm feeling fast

I'll run these streets and I'm speeding past

Even faster than a supersonic hedgehog

Y'all better make like Sega: get lost

That goes for the plumber too

Yo Nintendo, I got your number, dude

I'll never quit running my mouth

Just like with the competition

I'll be runnin' 'em out

Dingodile, why do you like playing with fire?

When I put you on ice

You should try stayin' retired

Dr cortex, that's your plan, right?

After we kick your ass again, right?

Now your mask and mine will clash

Buckle up, motherfcker, it's time to Crash

I'm wound up like a tornado, babe

Just cut me loose and I'll go insane

Later, I may take a snooze on the beach

But now's the time to move your booty

Do the Ooda-Booga Boogie with me