La Cantina (Remix)

What's up man

Nah, last night was the bomb homey

We got fucked up ay

But I woke up with the biggest fuckin headache

Hungover like a bitch

I'm never drinkin again homeboy

Ha, yeah right

I usually wait til Sunday to have my menudo

But it's Saturday and I woke up all crudo

I think I had one too many shots of tequila

Mira, I heard I made a toast to mi vida

Left a big tip, mariachis took my grip

And the sad thing about it is I don't remember shit

Wait a minute, bartender can you pass me a lemon

And a nice cold Tacate, thank you, simon

Anyways, yesterday was the bomb all night long

Getting drunk off my ass, bottoms up on the glass

Presidente and Coke, 1800's no joke

Had me feeling like I never felt before so pour some more

Til I hit the floor or stumble out the door

And when the bar closes, it's time to hit the liquor store

Drinkin Tacates, or Cerveza Martina

Taking shots of tequila while I'm la cantina

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Cerveza's in my hand

And I don't give a damn

Another shot of tequila

Thank you very much señorita

I said I wouldn't drink no more, but this can't be true

'cause it's not even noon and I already had two

One with my menudo, and one during the break

Want me to promise that I won't drink, but that's a promise I can't make

So suffering, hungover from the night before

But the only way to fix it is to drink some more

So did I? But of course what you think?

I'm sitting at the bar from the beers that I won't drink

You gotta be kidding me, the buzz is hitting me

Got me feeling light-headed

I'm headed to the park with the homey Spark

But they had some besto there tambien

A couple twelve-packs that they jacked

I'm feelin like I can't win

Everywhere I go there's alcohol til I fall

It's 7 o'clock, but will I make it to last call

Hey homey, you vatos gonna be here for a while?