Intro

Twenty years ago, two titans formed an historic allegiance

That forever altered the very definition and face of comedy

Madness

Rule

They started ska, that automatically gives them rulership

Characters that burst from their creative loins have brought

Joy to tens of billions, and shall for centuries hence be

Spoken of with the same submissive reverence as Moses

Sir Lancelot, Huckleberry Finn, and Cedric the Entertainer

You know they used to call me the Roxborough Riffler right?

My name is Mike Zajac

Once you've had fudge fruits, you'll never go back to dumb fruits

Their greatness and subsequent legend fulfilled the promise of

Both Guglielmo Marconi and Alexander Graham Bell, setting and

Destroying the bar for both telephonic and radionic communication

Guys with one earring suck, guys with two

Earrings suck, guys with no earrings suck

I am like Don Rickles, I only attack big people

I'm big

I just, uh, listened to your show for the first time

Don, come on, get off my phone

Heretofore, they were disembodied voices, painting comedic

Masterpieces upon the landscape of our collective imaginations

I'm in a belt whipping league

Okay, and who's in the belt whipping league?

Me and Mr. Sherbert

That's not the dog!

I'm a dog, why?

But tonight, they shall stand before you, gods of laughter made flesh

Just then Lady Wainsworth grabbed Marcus' massive

Arm, stopping him in his tracks, "I am desirous

Of a ride" she sighed, "but not from Buttercup"

Centuries from now, millions will falsely claim they

Were in attendance tonight, with mouths open to

Receive the holy sacraments of their comedy communion

You have not lived until you've gone

Down a waterslide with John Mellencamp

I just James James, his toupee must be spinnin' around on his head

Strap yourselves in, and put on your helmets

You thought I was a woman?

Yes I did!

You're insane!