BDG Energy

Brian David Gilbert

A man so charismatic a single first name could not wish to bare the weight of so much charm

But how can we use his teachings to better our own lives

Today we unravel how to sap the life essence from an Internet Personality

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I've been unraveled of sorts

It's time to get good at darts

The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got my Saturday Shorts

Know all the dangers of jorts

My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks

What does he do? But more importantly yo how does he do it?

We can attack it like a science but I'm not very fluent

But I know that it's important and that we ought to pursue it

Secrets out there in the atmosphere and we never knew it

It would be easy to say that's it's just video games

But I've been milking that cow for years, it don't hit the same

Clearly it's just something easy that we're missing

Surely it's can't be as simple as little bit of listing, right (right?)

But what if that's it exactly

And maybe there's a way I can convert that to my rapping

A way that I could channel it for any occasion

And that's why I've created this equation

If I just make a list of all the things he's made that I like

And then convert those into rhymes I could relay through a mic

And then submit those to the masses through the medium of tubes

I should amass and calculate a ton of views

Dudes

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I've been unraveled of sorts

It's time to get good at darts

The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got my Saturday Shorts

Know all the dangers of jorts

My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks

Yo

Searching for the greatest you don't gotta look far

They're gonna swallow all their sadness good thing Iona Bar

And if I gave you a tour, I'm probably watching some Thor

With all my roommates out the house and with my pants on the floor

Ayo these other poke-rappers I don't think they a fan of us

Look good from so many angles I need multiple cameras

Make it really really subtle I'm a fan of the cannabis

Also check the fingernails, baby, they looking fabulous

You don't wanna know how I obtained this dope herdy gerdy

Beware of the sixth day of the fifth month of the year 2030

And if you wanna buy a bed I got one that isn't dirty

And you wanna be a baker then you gotta convert me, ya heard me?

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I've been unraveled of sorts

It's time to get good at darts

The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got my Saturday Shorts

Know all the dangers of jorts

My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks

Man, I must be doing something wrong

Regurgitating things I like may not be how to write a song

Piggybacking on existing content can be nice

What if the energy I'm looking for it came from my own voice?

What if he's just by my side like a running mate

Maybe I'm Nami with money to navigate

Forgetting numbers and figures to isolate

Maybe I'm something that people would celebrate

Broaden horizons and alter my point of view

Relate to others and things that their going through

Temper the love and the fame that I come into

Still hold the reign, number one in the interview

Take off the mask like retiring luchadors

Getting em thirsty, dehydrated Ganondorf

Working so hard to be something you're looking for

With no persona would anyone still adore?

Talking about something else like a metaphor

Gauging reaction like checking the temperature

Nostalgia is something this people still screaming for

F it, the Internet loves what it's seen before

But maybe it's not enough to simply catalog the details of the things that I like

And present that as art.

Maybe the art comes from my own unique viewpoint

And the popular references that have influenced this persona that I've presented to you.

And maybe my aim should be to strive towards carving my own path

And creating my own references that may one day shape the art of someone in the future

But that hook real fuckin catchy though.

Tanner

Hit it

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got that brian david gilbert energy

I've been unraveled of sorts

It's time to get good at darts

The champion of characters Nintendo oft disregards

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got that Brian David Gilbert energy

I got my Saturday Shorts

Know all the dangers of jorts

My confidence cannot be cracked cause I'm the king of the dorks