Thrills In The Night

I put on my mask, lookin' half like a bat

My neighbor said, Dude what the hell is that

The candy bowl's empty, but I just got here

So I stole his Snickers and cracked me a beer

Oh, it's thrills in the night, when the zombies come creepin'

Drac's in the kitchen, the ghosts ain't sleepin'

The werewolf's drunk, he's howlin' Freebird

I'm just tryin' to find where the pizza got served

Frankenstein's dancin', breakin' my floor

The mummy's unwrapped and yellin' for more

Pumpkins are pukin' from bad pumpkin pie

And a skeleton's fuckin with my WiFi

Yeah, thrills in the night, and my doorbell's screamin'

Kids in fake blood, sugar highs beamin'

Witches on scooters, broomsticks and long hair

And I swear I saw Elvis floatin' midair

The fog machine died, now it smells like toast

Somebody spiked the punch with a motherfuckin ghost

A vampire's crying, lost his fang in the dip

And I'm just laughin' till the bassline rips

Thrills in the night, this party's unholy

Zombies on TikTok, goin' viral slowly

Trick or treat blues, it's a Halloween mess

But damn if it ain't the best kind of stress

So if you hear howls when you turn off the light

Don't worry, it's just me singin' off key tonight

Happy Halloween, from the monsters and crew

Now pass me that Twix or I'll haunt you too