Wanted for Murder

We're wanted for murder

Wanted for murder

Wanted for murder by the songwriting clan

We massacre their pretty tunes

Amputate their moons and tunes

Sing the songs like crazy loons

We're wanted for murder by the songwriters of our land

It started with "Over the Rainbow"

For that we should be hung

You'd never recognize it

As the song that Judy sung

Then we murdered "Baby It's Cold Outside"

And sure caused quite a fuss

For that crime we had little June

Here Carter helping us

We're wanted for murder

Wanted for murder

Wanted for murder by the songwriting clan

We massacre their pretty tunes

Amputate their moons and tunes

Sing the songs like crazy loons

We're wanted for murder by the songwriters of our land

Well the Battle of Old New Orleans

May go down in history

But the Battle of Cucamonga

Was our best atrocity

And then we sunk the Bismarck

In our own way that's a fact

Now the writer of it bought a gun

Don't tell him where we're at

That doggie in the window

We hound-dogged him real good

And poor old Elijah

We set fire to his wood

Take warning you songwriters

From New York to Nashville

We're scarring all the latest hits

For a brand new song to kill

We're wanted for murder

Wanted for murder

Wanted for murder by the songwriting clan

We massacre their pretty tunes

Amputate their moons and tunes

Sing the songs like crazy loons

We're wanted for murder by the songwriters of our land