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Uuuurgh, hello and welcome to what I pray
Is the final episode of talking video games
Don't, don't clap for their asses
Today our topic, like always
Is games with simple plots
(Hi, i'm Zora from Kingdom Hearts)
No, you shut your mouth
I'm starting wtih our other guests first
Guests, please tell us your name
And the simple plot of your game
Hey, I'm the cast of Marganoid
And as far as I can tell, I'm a tube and a ball bounces off me
I'm Miss Pacman, I'm Pacman with a bow
Okay Zora, did you see how it's done?
Tell me the plot of your game, real simple
Just like that
You got it (Cue the music)
No don't cue the music
Kairi washes up on the shore
Completely unaware of what the heck is in store
Then Destiny Islands blows up from the war
Of the heartless little evil guys that run on all fours
I'm already lost, who are these people and places?
I'll tell you later buddy, I'm already off to the races
I'm now in Traverse Town, with Goofy and Donald Duck
From the Disney movies?
Yes!
What exactly the fuck?
I'm a keyblade wielder and they need my ability
Sealing keyholes of worlds, restoring all the tranquility
This is not making sense
It's a little hard to follow
Everything will come together in the Bastion of Hollow
Let me get this straight, it's Mickey Mouse and You (Nope)
With all your Heartless friends defending all that's true (Wrong)
Now it is your destiny to cut up a bunch of keys
Cause this is Final Fantasy! (Not even close)
So I'm looking for Riku while I'm out on my quest
Do I know him?
He's my best friend!
Hashtag blessed
Well actually he's evil it was just a facade
Now he's my arch enemy
Oh my fucking god!
Now we are travelling to Hollow Bastion we go
Run into Riku, OH NO! possessed by Ansem and so
He's after Princess Kairi
And then I really try to be
A hero so I die to free
Her heart that's deep inside of me