I Was Never Really Punk

Well, I was never really punk

No, I was just a poseur

I liked Pink Floyd and the Who

And AC/DC, too, but I could not get into Wire

I was never really punk

Did my Dead Kennedys shirt fool you?

No, I was drinking and using

Never thought I'd be losing

But the truth is I'm a pussy

I just wanted to put things up my ass

Drink some urine and freakin' out the local square

Getting naked and shaking my nuts is not punk

'Cause I'm not punk

I was never really punk

I was just trying to meet women

Degenerate, perverted, that's just how I preferred it

And hey, sometimes it really worked out

I just hated authority

Wanted to justify being angry

I guess that's just a little problem with me

Is I'm not Punk

Cause I'm Not Punk

Cause I'm Not Punk

Cause I'm Not Punk