My Little Kendall (from "The Pyramid: A Dance Moms Parody Musical")

All I want is for my Kendall to be a star

Don't care what you say, my girl works hard

We follow all the rules, we're both in every class, we give you all the gifts

She looks good in all her routines, I mean, just look at her

Abby, are you even listening?

Jill, we're in the middle of a rehearsal

Abby, look where you put Kendall

And why is she not in the front?

She's the prettiest girl you've seen, worked on it since she was three

She's bound for the movie screen

Ha, not one that children should see

My little Kendall, she's your next big star

Give her a chance and she'll go far

With what repertoire?

My little Kendall, you can mold her how you want

Just make sure that she's in the front

And if you do that for me, you can consider those mothers gone

All I want is for you to become a star

Don't care what Abby says, you work hard

Let's take matters in our hands, get the girls in the minivan

They'll never be found again

You'll take your rightful spot at the top of the pyramid

My little Kendall (my little Kendall), you're the next big star

Money will take you far (oh-oh-oh-oh)

Mom, just go get the car!

My little Kendall (my little Kendall), even if we're caught

Daddy will buy us out (daddy, daddy, daddy)

We'll change our names and move out to Zimbabwe

I don't understand how you ladies can just sit around here

And watch my little Kendall face such adversity (adversity?)

You think Kendall's the only victim

Come on now, Jill, ugh

She pulled Paige's dance cause of a chair

She questioned my daughter's national title

She continues to stereotype my child

May I remind you of LaQueefa?

But you'll never know all the hardship

That goes into walking through those doors

And choosing to fight for the top of the pyramid

Damn stupid pyramid

Take that back about the pyramid!

Smash little McKenzie, who cares about Brooke

We'll shove Paige's side and draw duck kick Nia

We'll kick Chloe's face and then break Maddie's legs

And she'll take her spot right at the top!

My little Kendall!